A Little bit of spirits

I still am not much of a drinker. After Sideways came out, I thought I'd like to try wine tasting. I wasn't much of a wine taster. Red wine actually causes me to have a pain in my right shoulder. Weird huh?
A lot of the moms I know like their wine, but I'm not one of them. I couldn't tell the difference between the expensive and cheap stuff. I don't particulary like beer, once in a while, and then I go for the yuppie craft stuff. I do, however, like my frou frou frilly drinks that come with salt rimmed glasses or umbrellas.

Bahama Mama
1 part Malibu rum
1 part pineapple juice

Stir together and sip. I dare you.

Pina Colada
1 part Malibu rum
1 part V8 Pina colada smoothie

mix together, drink up

I have a love hate relationship with alcohol. Maybe its because I spent my formative years behind the Zion curtain, but there is a perception in my mind about drinking. I was never really a drinker, but do enjoy the occassional cocktail or beer. Its the purchase thereof that causes me agida.

I never had a fake id. I didn't really drink when I was underage, I am much too legalistic for that. I was usually the designated driver, so I had the insane pleasure of watching my friends make fools of themselves and not remember the next day. My favorite part of the pubcrawl was the late night trips to the diner (something lacking here in Sioux Falls, I suppose they don't exist outside of the NYC area).

Even now in my late 30's, I feel sheepish about buying